In my article I will only write about Italian cuisine because is my job but without wanting to do wrong to all the other wonderful worldwide cuisines.

Classic example of fake italian restaurant

Classic example of fake italian restaurant

 

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Abroad (but in many cases also in Italy), many restaurants denominated “Italian” are fake as a three euro coin, id est they have a cook who is not Italian and, when he is italian, comes from a completely different profession.

It is estimated that in about 60% of the cases in these fake Italian restaurants, staff of low manpower depicted as “Chef” is not able to transform Italian raw materials into traditional dishes to which they should be inspired.

All this creates a certain confusion in the customers who, convinced of spending an evening in the name of Italianity, receives dishes that have nothing to do with Italian cuisine.

One of the master characteristics (but below we will go to see the many others too) of this type of restaurant is the falsely nostalgic appearance, usually the one that includes checkered tablecloths, classic (and uncomfortable) wooden chairs , in short, a way to give the impression of entering a postcard of the past as in a dream.
You will wake up from this “nightmare” in the moment you go to the tasting: too often the dishes are cooked too long, dry, little seasoned and with absolutely alien ingredients when we talk about Italian cuisine.

Cucina

Cooking is like loving: you completely abandon yourself or you give up

It is also true that, on some occasions, we let ourselves be guided by prices, but if a very high price of a dish does not guarantee its goodness certainly a price too low is synonymous with rip-off: below a determined prices you can not have a good product neither a good Chef nor a good service becuse from the compendium of these three items you obtain the price of the dish ordered.
A very high quality of beef tenderloin tartare can not cost 3 euros even if you are in friendship with the restaurateur and you can get a discount, unless you do not accept to eat a meat part of a cut of inferior quality, hard and nervous, in short disgusting.
The same judgment is good for any dish you order, you need to learn to distinguish the term “expensive” from the term “value”: we are in an era in which we know the price of everything but not its value.
For example, the weigh of meat multiplied the cost per kilo give back what everyone pays from the butcher, but for eat the mentioned tartare in the restaurant must be added the work of the Chef and the Kitchen staff who transform in tartare a piece of meat, the products to seasoning, plateings, decorations, service, tax ecc… in short, a long chain of costs that can not and must not be left to the restaurateur but charged from the customer.

One of the most popular cuisines in the world risk to be questioned by these pseudo-restaurateurs who take advantage of the fame that derives from the italian food and open fake Italian restaurants offering dishes that make you shudder.

For example, on the beautiful Langkawi in Malaysia, and I speak for cuisine experience and knowledge of the place, spread everywhere around the island you can find countless fake Italian restaurants.
In fact not one and I repeat no one is Italian, all are managed by Indians who open these places with the names of popular italian restaurants.
But starting from the manager to the scullion, passing for the kitchen staff, all are Indians.
Would be nothing wrong if they cook real italian dishes instead disgusting concoctions that have nothing to share with the italian dishes.

It is commonplace that when during the travel it is a must to eat local food and I would personally agree with this thesis, provided that who agree have to taste everything and not just the three dishes “eatable”, this is anything but not an immersion in the local culture, it is enough to see in Thailand the disgusted faces of foreigners who see the sale of insects and more.
In any case we feign to believe the story of the cultural immersion , sometimes can be difficult to conciliate the food products offered abroad with our eating habits (especially those of Italians who are very demanding and with all the reasons for it) too different, too “audacious”, too spicy, but also far from the idea of ​​hygiene in western countries restaurants .
However, after a few days of “immersion” (you can believe me, I have customers who testify what I write) foreigners and especially Italians, enter the phase that I define: “I want to eat something good!”
With all the respect the local cuisine (which has delicious dishes) it’s time to smile in front of a plate of pasta or a pizza, something that is cooked without too much garlic, without soya sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce, coriander, curry ecc …, in short, something that has a natural flavor and if it happen in the right restaurant the good mood appear.

But what happen if we go in the fake italian restaurant?
I think that would be not necessaryd even to mention them, unworthy places to define Italians, traditional dishes emptied of anything original and revisited in the worst ways, prepared with products that in Italy are not only unused but even unknown, crap that give body to the “false italian recipes” for which, when those who come for the first time in a “real Italian restaurant” are amazed at the difference, sometimes they can not even understand what there is in the plate.
Certainly having eaten a “carbonara” with bacon, egg, parmesan, mushrooms, onions and parsley as well as cream that goes to season a poor quality of overcooked pasta will be unprepared when he will receive a plate of pasta “al dente” seasoned with a cream of egg yolk and pecorino cheese, melted just with cooking pasta water as in the tradition and of crispy guanciale.
No Bacon, no mushrooms, no onions, no parsley, no wipping cream!

TripAdvisor and various social media are useful as long as you do not accept reviews of travelers for two reasons: the first is that, unfortunately, not all reviews are authentic travel experiences but packages purchased by some dishonest; the second is given by the fact that in Italy we still rely on the dear “tam-tam” that usually works while the use of social networks has not had the same fortune that abroad, its why the reviews are often made by foreigners who in reality do not know authentic Italian cuisine.
The reviews on social networks should be interpreted: a restaurant with 1000 positive reviews without any complaint is not credible; if the reviews are all made by foreigners, the opportunity to enter a restaurant should be attentively considered, as an Italian I tend to trust the opinions of an Italian. What then I would not entrust my savings is very different, but as regards the kitchen we tend to be reliable.

Spaghetti with meatballs

Spaghetti with meatballs

Here are some tips, a sort of manual to try to avoid restaurant’s scammers. Obvious that there is no perfect formula, it is clues, but as Agatha Christie teached “a clue is a clue, two clues are a coincidence, but three clues are an evidence!”

And exactly as Agatha Christie would have done, we to start from outside of the restaurant ad if stands too much Italian colors, it could be a deceptive way to attract customers.

Nobody speaks Italian in the restaurant. If it is an Italian restaurant, an Italian must be there, as long as it is not temporarily absent for various reasons.
To avoid risks, just ask if there is an Italian, can be it the owner, the Chef, the manager, there is no Italian restaurant without Italian management.
If the answer is positive well, otherwise the only acceptable answer is that the Italian will arrive within a certain time, but at that time, if you come back, you will have to find it.

We browse the menu but there is something strange: in Italy no one dreams of proposing spaghetti with meatball (absolutely not an Italian dish, where meat and pasta are served with different courses except for Neapolitan and Genoese ragu).
But the mistakes do not stop, we begin to read that they serve pasta marinara souce, which actually exists in Italy but it is different from that proposed by the fake italian restaurant, it is just tomato sauce, a wrong way as foreigners call pepperoni the salami.

The courses are listed or described in a different order from the standard Italian cuisine and among the appetizers is included garlic bread: in Italy the slices of bread grilled and rubbed with garlic (eventually added of tomato sauce or pesto saue) is called bruschetta, just the foreigner call “garlic bread” but not the italian in the menus.

If you are in an Italian restaurant it is obvious that all the ingredients are local.
When the adjective “Italian” is used next to the name of a dish and an ingredient as corroborating, an attempt to condition the customer’s perception is often underway.
Italian pasta, Italian dressing, for example, are very precise signals to pay attention.

Carbonara with cream and poached egg

Carbonara with cream and poached egg

Carbonara with cream: I mentioned it before, no thank you, this is a huge scam.
Those who followed Chef Jamie Oliver make the same mistake.
In his website describes carbonara as a classic delicious condiment made with cream, bacon and parmesan.
Sorry Jamie, the carbonara is completely different.

The dressing set is another important clue.
The vinaigrette obtained by mixing an unknown oil and vinegar, is not typically Italian.
But even the mania of dusting any dish with fresh pepper, including salads, is not a typical Italian culinary habit.

 

Fortunately abroad, there is not lack of Italian restaurants and pizzerias where is possible eat well.
Sometimes it may be difficult to find them, as mentioned there are too many restaurants that have only the Italian name in a special way where it is more widespread trade in Italian food imitations, products similar by shape and very close by name to authentic Italian products.

To help you avoid rip-offs in Italian restaurants abroad you can download the Authentico app, enter the city where you are and discover the list of real Italian restaurants and authentic pizzerias. Just one click!

And now a bit of joy with Italian grandma who taste strange dishes abroad.